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BabylonBee: Fog Machines for Worshpping at Home

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Our churches didn't provide fog machines for home use, but it sounds interesting. :mrgreen:

Enjoy.


Matthew 5:19-20 New King James Version
"Whoever therefore breaks one of the least of these commandments, and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but whoever does and teaches them, he shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven. For I say to you, that unless your righteousness exceeds the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, you will by no means enter the kingdom of heaven."

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Re: BabylonBee: Fog Machines for Worshpping at Home

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That is unbelievable.
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branham1965 wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:53 pm
That is unbelievable.
You do understand that the B is a satire site.



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Grandfather wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:47 pm
branham1965 wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:53 pm
That is unbelievable.
You do understand that the B is a satire site.
I wonder what percentage of people know what satire is and what it is used for?


Matthew 5:19-20 New King James Version
"Whoever therefore breaks one of the least of these commandments, and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but whoever does and teaches them, he shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven. For I say to you, that unless your righteousness exceeds the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, you will by no means enter the kingdom of heaven."

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Re: BabylonBee: Fog Machines for Worshpping at Home

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Thanks for informing me Grandfather.

I have been in a church where the walls were black and there were strobe lights and fog.
Nothing shocks me anymore.
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branham1965 wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:33 pm
Thanks for informing me Grandfather.

I have been in a church where the walls were black and there were strobe lights and fog.
Nothing shocks me anymore.
That seems to be fairly normal, anymore. Not just among Pentecostal/Charismatics.


Matthew 5:19-20 New King James Version
"Whoever therefore breaks one of the least of these commandments, and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but whoever does and teaches them, he shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven. For I say to you, that unless your righteousness exceeds the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, you will by no means enter the kingdom of heaven."

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Spiritblade Disciple wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:50 pm
branham1965 wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:33 pm
Thanks for informing me Grandfather.

I have been in a church where the walls were black and there were strobe lights and fog.
Nothing shocks me anymore.
That seems to be fairly normal, anymore. Not just among Pentecostal/Charismatics.
I wonder what kind of light show the disciples put on when they visited someone? :mrgreen:


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My Pastor would not dim the lights or play the organ.He would give the altar call and people came forward.
The real Anointing and the Presence of God is so wonderful.

I was amazed to see how greatly the Lord used my dear Pastor.
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I refuse to throw stones

“To the weak I became weak, that I might win the weak. I have become all things to all people, that by all means I might save some.”
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