Olly Mulvihill (From the Northern Irish Clan), drunk as usual, accidently staggers into a Catholic Church. Needing to go he enters the confessional box, sits down and says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but Olly just sits there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. Drunk Olly mumbles, ‘Ain’t no use knocking mate’, there’s no paper on this side either.’