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Little Children, Let No Man Deceive You: He that Doeth Righteousness is Righteous, Even as He is Righteous
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Post by Ironman » Sat Nov 10, 2018 5:34 pm

I used to think I was just a regular bloke, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist and responsible for slavery.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards makes me a fascist because I plan and support myself.

I went to high school, worked through college, got a degree, and have held a job, and I am here not because I earned it, but because I was advantaged.

I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and ally of big business.

I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.

I am older than 55 making me a useless old man who doesn't understand Facebook.

I think and I reason, so I doubt what main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive Australian culture, making me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family, and I appreciate the police and the legal system, making me a right-wing, cop loving extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort, not freedom of outcome or subsidies, which must make me a borderline sociopath.

I believe in the defense and protection of Australia for and by all citizens, now making me a militant.

I am proud of our flag, what it stands for, and the many who died to let it fly; so I stand and salute during our National Anthem, taking me back where I started - I must be a racist.

Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!

I thank my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes to my thinking!

I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

Funny - it all took place over the last 7 or 8 years!

If all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, I don't know which restroom to use, and I gotta go!!!

Galatians 4: 16, Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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Re: WHO AM I ?

Post by branham1965 » Sat Dec 15, 2018 8:49 am

:angel: :angel: :angel: Awesome.

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